Gentle Readers,

 

You’ve longed for sound paleoanthropological humor. 

 

Your pleading pleas had gone unheard.

 

Or, so you thought.

 

I heard them.

 

I ignored them for a while.

 

And then, I responded.

 

Please enjoy And Now a Few Minutes With Andy Rooney’s Homo Erectus Ancestor over at The Morning News.

 

Paleoanthropologically,

Merry Andrew