Is there anything better than a child’s letter to God?

Yes.  A funny one.

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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

-P. J. O’Rourke

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected.

-Robert Orben

I like children – fried.

-W. C. Fields