I’m doing what I’ve always wanted to do. 

Watch dinosaurs do it. 

And by it, I mean the sex.

Now, thanks to Discovery Channel, the cable-watching public will be able to witness their favorite terrible lizards doing the nasty.  Better yet, there’s none of the shame associated with porn.  Why?  Because it’s science!

I wonder what kind of pipage a brachiosaurus is packing?  And what color?  And what shape?

Why do I wonder these things?  Because I’m a scientist.

Read the press release here.

Dinosaur. Ballet. Dinosaur Ballet.

Click it. And be awed.

Dinosaur Ballet

For the consistently hilarious write-up by the genius at Geekologie that accompanied this video, click here.

Oh, and…you’re welcome.