“I have no shame.  Just look at what I’m wearing.”

 

[Watching Juniper move her hand in myriad, dexterous ways]

A: “Looks like she’s flashing gang signs.  Are you a Blood or a Crip, little one?”

B: “She’s a shark.”

A: ?

B: “She’s old school.”

 

“Beggars can’t be choosers.  Actually, I once met a beggar that was a chooser.  In Turkey.  When I was in high school.”

 

What’s a Turkism? Find out here.

“If I were a lawyer, I’d sue the English language.” -Burcu