[Pulling into the BevMo (a store that sells only alcoholic beverages) parking lot]

“You know, it’s really a shame they don’t have special parking for expectant mothers.”

 

[After I read aloud a Christmas card greeting with "Have fun celebrating Juniper's first Christmas" written on it]

B: “They’re having fun?  How?”

A: “They’re telling us to.”

B: “Oh.  That makes more sense.”

 

[As we exit a restaurant, we see a small girl crawling around and playing in the gravel near the parking lot as her father, indifferent, stares into the distance.]

“At least he won’t have to save for college.”

 

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